Submissions Journal
I'm not going to post every single response I've received in my life cuz most of them are fairly basic form letters and they all say the same thing, pretty much; sounds cool, but no thanks! ... so the letters here are just the ones where I had some real (valuable) feedback and interaction with the literary agents and publishers involved.
The following submissions/rejections are for the full-length narrative-style novel, Psychopomp. One of the protagonists in this story was a real person, however, this is a work of pure fiction, based on his character.
If there are any French Lit/Lautréamont fans out there, I can assure you, I have not denigrated our beloved Isidore Ducasse in any way shape or form. I simply wanted to write a sort of female version of him, and I felt including him as an actual character in the story, who acts as a major influence on the heroine of the piece, would make it more of an homage to the man himself, as well as his works, as opposed to just another rip-off that would exploit or trivialize him.
I can safely say I've not done anything absurd, like take advantage of Charles de Gaulle's drafted law which allows for post-mortem matrimony, just so I could attempt to legally marry Ducasse in some preposterous performance art piece. Performance artists. Pfft. *rolls eyes* Nor have I included his work in any tawdry pornographic vampire film.
Unlike others who've used Lautréamont's work before me, there is nothing gimmicky or cheap about this book. I adore Ducasse, and have treated his work with great honour and veneration.
Query Letter
Dear XXX XXX,
I am currently seeking representation for my novel titled, Psychopomp. An urban, gothic story about Belle (Isabelle Louise Ducette), a 24-year-old suicidal ex-stripper, who unwittingly resurrects a 19th century French poet, the notorious Comte de Lautréamont (pseudonym of Isidore Lucien Ducasse). Their parallel lives converge, setting the pair on a misanthropic path of revenge and absolution. Lautréamont, renowned for his violent and often obscene prose poem Les Chants de Maldoror, in which his Byronic and somewhat vampiric hero has been dubbed a Victorian Satanist. His mysterious death captured imaginations in the literary avant-garde and was later adopted by the Surrealists as a precursor to their movement.
In 2002, I spent several months as a camera operator and technical support specialist on a documentary film crew funded by the Discovery Channel. I traveled through East Africa, spending most of my time in Tanzania and Kenya. I've since been in negotiations with McGraw-Hill Ryerson for a non-fiction account chronicling these experiences.
I am a professional web designer and Psychopomp is my first fiction endeavor. The manuscript, which includes an alternate ending, runs 90,000 words in length.
Should you decide you'd like to see a synopsis and sample chapters, I'd be happy to send the work immediately, either electronically or through standard mail.
Thanks very much for your time and attention.
Best,
Joanne Dillinger
© 2004 - 2007 Joanne Dillinger with credit to Le Comte de Lautréamont (Isidore Ducasse 1846-1870) - Les Chants de Maldoror
Requests for synopsis and sample chapters
Ms. Dillinger,
Firstly, you have a cool name. Secondly, thank you for your query. We'd love to take a look at your work.
Please feel free to send the first 50 pages of your manuscript, double-spaced, single-sided, and unbound, to our offices at XXX XXX XXX XXX. Include a self-addressed stamped envelope and additional postage if you would like your pages returned.
Please be aware that due to the volume of submissions we receive it will take between 8-10 weeks to review your material. Your patience is very much appreciated.
Sincerely,
Manus & Associates Literary Agency, Inc.
P.S. "In the garden the hermaphrodite sleeps..." Always did love Lautreamont.
Request for synopsis and sample chapters
Dear Joanne Dillinger,
Many thanks for yours of 23rd July. I'm sorry for the delay. I would be delighted to read a full synopsis and the first 3 chapters or 50 pages. You're welcome to submit by email.
With best wishes,
Ben Mason
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Benjamin Mason
A. M. Heath Authors' Agents & Co Ltd
Acknowledgement Letter
Dear Joanne
Thank you for your letter dated 27 July and for material enclosed therewith. I will try to read the first three chapters of PSYCHOPOMP before I go off on holiday on Thursday but if I can’t, I won't be able to come back to you until the second week of September (I am taking much of August off!).
With all good wishes
Yours
Robert Kirby
PFD
Drury House
Factoid: Robert Kirby is Ewan McGregor's agent, and represented him during the release of McGregor's documentary, Long Way Round; chronicling his 20,000 mile motorcycle trip around the world.